Refreshing!

I just caught Jack drinking toilet water.

As in, he pulled a jumbo McDonalds cup out of the garbage, dipped it in, and was going to town on it.

I freaked, so he spilled it everywhere. I called my Mom to see if she had any advice for keeping him from getting sick. She recommended getting him to drink something else. I had to tell her I already offered him fresh, clean water but he informed me: "no, I all done".

So she suggested giving him something acidic like orange juice. We have none. The only sweet drink we have on hand is Pepsi. Needless to say, my son is now shirtless (his sleeved were full of toilet water), relaxing in his booster seat in the kitchen-one bare foot resting on the countertop, one-handing his cup of caffeinated soda.

I hope he learned his lesson.